LADY?!?!?!

Today while washing my hands at joe's crab shack, I spot a little boy in need of some assistance.
Me: "Can you reach the soap?"
Boy: "No."
Me: (Lifts him up.)
Boy: (Washes hands)
Me: (Washes hands)
Boys mom: "Did you wash your hands?"
Boy: "Yeah, the lady helped me!"
Me: (Looks down at clothes, sees I am wearing chucks, ripped jeans, a black shirt, and a bandanna around my neck) To self: "WTF? LADY? How old am I"
Jenna: "Lady? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA"
Me: FML!