LADY?!?!?!

Today while washing my hands at joe's crab shack, I spot a little boy in need of some assistance.
Me: "Can you reach the soap?"
Boy: "No."
Me: (Lifts him up.)
Boy: (Washes hands)
Me: (Washes hands)
Boys mom: "Did you wash your hands?"
Boy: "Yeah, the lady helped me!"
Me: (Looks down at clothes, sees I am wearing chucks, ripped jeans, a black shirt, and a bandanna around my neck) To self: "WTF? LADY? How old am I"
Jenna: "Lady? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA"
Me: FML!

Pursuit of booze

Have you ever wanted to drink so badly but were too lazy to walk to the kitchen?

On a side not I was offered to get some "fake" boobs today...I turned the person down.

I have to pee, and I want to sleep.

Meteor Shower

The upside: I'm in the perfect place to watch the shower.
The downside: It's windy and cloudy; I need more beer.

The upside: The wind will blow the clouds away; I can go to the store.
The downside: I'm lazy right now; don't want to get dressed.

The upside: There might be someone I want to see at the store.
The downside: I might not want that person to see me. :(

blah.