Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Monday Night Karaoke!!














A Day in the Life of Alex (Monday Night Karaoke)


















Girl Singing: Don't stop believin'....Hold on to that feeeeeeelllllinnnnn'
Alex: Man, she is really butchering this song!
Ryan: Ugh, no kidding, this is terrible!!!




















'gulp' 'gulp' 'gulp'



















Karaoke Guy: Up next Kelllllly, singing Queen!
Alex (Tipsy): REALLY?!
Ryan: GRRR! (Moan)
'chug' 'chug' 'chug'



















Alex (Buzzzzzzed): Bartender? Two YB's for me and Ryan PLEASE! These people can't sing for SHIT!
Bartender: Sure.
Alex: Thanks!





































Alex & Ryan (Drunk head & Drunk eyes)(Squeak & off key): Whoa!!!!!!! Livin' on a prayeeerrrrr! Take my hand, and we'll make.....




To be cont...

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Harry Potter Movie

I fucking hate the making good books into bad movies industry. I would like to say, why did we waste two hours setting up two love stories when there was so much more action going on? The big end fight scene was more like the small lame non-fight scene.It seemed like no one informed them that was the most important part of the book, not whether Harry and Ginny were snogging or not. One good thing about it is Hermione is pretty hot, but I hear she is a slut based on what she wore to the premiere (update: if the picture below is what my friend was talking about i retract that statement and side with my previous "she's hot" statement). Well, for all of those who were too lazy to read the books, I'm sure you will not be disappointed in this horrid mind numbingly boring display of a decent book.



p.s. on my rant of bad movies that take too long to set up a simple plot line and then disappoint with mediocre fight scenes: I hate the first iron man (the second one will be good hopefully), I also think the transformers movies suck, give me more robot fighting less talking about who will say I love you first, less bad acting, and less fucking running/sliding behind a barrier, come on!, and now I'm done, oh except hangover does not even come close to comparing to pineapple express (people are too easily pleased these day, maybe its because they can't think for themselves, I don't know)

Monday, July 13, 2009

Sticker burnt boobies!

This is a picture of my boobies sunburnt with sticker outlines...drunk i thought it would be funny, sober and burnt it was not so funny and oh so painful!

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Inside (a poem about shadows)

Day again turns to night
I again ly alone
My once lit room
Slowly fades to nothing

I reach for my light
Now, shadows only shown
Hand puppets of doom
My thoughts darkly sing

The end is in sight
Ive always known
Since my mothers womb
I still wear the ring

Shadows reflect my fright
Shadow dog needs a bone
Roaring dinsosaurs loom
Cries flow through my being

Insomnia

So, last night I could not sleep because it was way to hot in my room, which is on the second story with no a/c. I had a great idea of going outside and sleeping on the trampoline, mind you it was 2:30 am. One thing that happened to me was, I could not sleep because the stars were so amazing. Another thing that happened to me, I listened to the Beatles. Good music + amazing sites = no sleep. I start to finally close my eyes, when the thought occurred to me...WAIT! I haven't seen a shooting star yet! So, I opened my eyes, and to my surprise just then one shoots across the sky, leaving me glorified, amazed, grateful and ready to sleep. Two hours later I was so cold and had to pee so bad I went inside...and the sun was rising. I shall try this again tonight with more blankets and more beer to aid in the sleeping.