Life Lessons

I have been trying to talk to a girl in my class for the last three weeks. I have learned some important lessons on basically just how to say hello, which apparently I am too stupid to do. Hopefully, by blogging about this I will be better equipped come tomorrow morning and finally be able to tell the girl "hi".

01: Make eye contact, I know its scary, but it's necessary to start a conversation, and someone told me that's how you show people you are interested in them, just by looking at them.

02: When you see the person you are trying to talk to, they are walking toward you only five feet away, say something! Don't look away and hide.

03: When someone makes you want to run and stick your head in a hole, it probably means they are worth the nerve racking not to run and stick your head in a hole.

04: When the person you desperately want to talk to, stands next to you, say something.

05: When the person you want nothing more than just to smile at you walks up next to you, and says "Man, it's hotter in here than it is outside!" SAY SOMETHING, don't stand there smiling like an idiot.

06: When she leaves to go to the bathroom, looks at you when she comes back , then packs up her stuff and leaves, SAY SOMETHING, or at least act like you are leaving too and then SAY SOMETHING.

I honestly do not know what it, but why the fuck can i not utter a simple sentence to this girl. Its like I get all goofy and stupid and can't think or talk. Let me tell you, that doesn't impress anyone. Tomorrow is another day and I am determined to finally say hello my unsuspecting stalkee.