Bushes are Moving Outside My Window

It is either my drunk roommates and their friends hanging out because it is super hot in the house, or I'm about to be attacked by aliens. I hope whoever it is, is not here for anal probing because I am definitely not down....

Picnic Day

Picnic Day is the greatest day in Davis history and I think whoever invented it was amazing! I learned a lot this picnic day, for example I really suck at flip cup, I am slow at chugging (although at least I can finish the beer...and drink for extended periods of time), an insane amount of people cant work a keg, and party buses are incredible! Which reminds me, I actually used my drunk brain to make this joke:

me: (sucking at flip cup, and annoyed) Oh my god! Flip!!!! (under my breath) cup.... (chuckle, chuckle)

Thinking back on that, it was pretty early in the day so I can't even blame it on being drunk, unfortunately. Oh well. This picnic day was not as insane as last picnic day, but I will say that it was just as fun! Yay for campus wide drunkenness.

April has been busy

My Birthday
I got attacked by a cat and almost lost a finger, good thing I have connection in mexico and a large supply of illegal drugs. Penicillin saved my finger's life! Well after a lot of pusing and swelling my finger is now really bruised and about to loose all the skin from the second knuck up--EW!!!

MISC
I havent been home since the 2nd (my birthday) until today. I went home with some friends and then to reno, and then to mexico (which ill most likely blog about later). So lots of traveling and lots of unpacking slash studying to do....two tests tomorrow...

April Fools Day

I called my mothing's (term for mother) work and told the receptionist that I had just left the hospital (where my mothing works), and backed into a Black Toyota Tacoma. I asked if she could find the owner (its a really small town and hospital in the middle of nowhere) and give them a phone number (my friends with the same area code) to call for insurance information because I was really late for a meeting. This all seemed very realistic because I was walking to school really fast at the time and was completely out of breath. So I hang up, sit back, and wait. About 30 minutes later my mothing calls me to tell me that my friend had april fooled her and I should tell her that it wasn't funny. My mothing had apparently got really worked up in her heels and skirt and was stomping around the hospital telling everyone. The employees were working her up more, telling her to sue the person and call the police because its a hit and run. So, she called the police before calling the number I left her and they went down to the hospital and everything! Needless to say I laughed for about 10 minutes after she told me she actually called the police.

She was not the only person I pranked...i love april fools day! I have a few up my sleeve for next year too, so watch out!