Youtube

For the last three weeks I have not been able to view anything on Youtube. When I go to the website there is a blank white page, and videos on other websites won't play if their originally from Youtube. The only other thing in common with this is the Myspace music player, which has a problem loading as well. This sounds like it should have a simple solution, as if I could just download flash and it would all be better. But that is definitely not the case; I have tried it. The strange thing is, I cannot even google the word Youtube!!!! You would think maybe google would have the answer to my problem, being google and all. Maybe the universe is punishing me for illegally downloading music in the dorms freshman year.
When this first started, I was just thinking, whatever I don't go onto Youtube that often anyway. But, NO. No, that is not the case, I NEED Youtube! Everyone references it ALL the time, my computer is pulling me away from civilization!!!! Is this a virus of somekind? Who in their right mind would want anyone to suffer the horrors of not watching senseless videos on Youtube??? I am extremely upset about this. Lack of Youtube is ruining my life and dampening my artistic being; how else am I going to steal people's ideas and make them my own??? Maybe I should go write a song about it, I hear depression is the key to creativity.