The DMV Sucks Ass

For some unknown reason apparently if you change you address in California the DMV requires you take a written exam to renew your license. What sense does that make? Its state law not county or city ordinance and just because I moved doesn't mean that I forgot how to drive. What the deuce is wrong with this place, I bet its just a ploy to take more of your money and waste more of everyone's time. It has been about two years since my last DMV visit and let me tell you, that place is packed. I drove into the parking lot today and there were hardly any cars, so I was thinking, "Yay, for Tuesday. Everyone has work." No, not even close. I missed the Senor Chavez memo I made for myself last week and the DMV took a vacation. So now I have to go back there before Thursday (because thats my birthday and therefore expiration date on my license), and that will be the third time I have been there in five days. I hate the DMV, and I think that it can go suck itself because I am tired of its bullshit! Next time I move I am not telling any government organization, eat that!
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UPDATE: (April 1, 2009)

I go to the DMV today and I wait for 45 mins then when I get called up to the window, I go to the window the lady doesn't say anything so I stand in a line, which I might be cutting at this point. Finally the lady says, no one showed up. I walk up to her and tell her I am right here. She says your turn is up and hands me another ticket. JOY! 30 more minutes of waiting 5 minutes of paperwork and I'm finally out the door. And i found out that if you have one eye you can drive, but if you have two eyes and one can't see unless corrected you can't without wearing the glasses or whatever. So legally I can not drive without my glasses, even though I can see better without them than a one eyes person that can drive with nothing.

An Ode to Drums

I love the drums, but my living situation doesn't allow me to play them. Currently my set is 5 hours away in a small country town collecting dust in my fort (yes i have a fort, and its not what you think). This saddens me. If someone wants to be my friend and let me play their drums, I am very loyal and fun to hang out with!

Straight Gay People

Today I went to a religious function. I find it entertaining to watch people at these events and decide which people there are gay. Because you know none of them think they are gay, as it is against their religion, or maybe they just don't acknowledge it, but YOU know some of them are totally gay! Why they are denying it, I don't care, that is their own thing, but this is a fun game to play in my brain to pass, the sometimes dragging, time. I have really weak gaydar, which is really sad for me by the way, but it means if I can tell you are gay, it must be pretty obvious.
So guy #1, super skinny, feminine mannerisms, can dance, blah blah, I decided that he was super gay, then I heard him talk, which just put him over the top full of gayness.
Girl #2, you can just tell, she is so gay, although I'm pretty sure she is aware of this fact based on the way she talks about guys.
Guy #3, the most soft and gentle creature, subtle gay voice, but the way he thinks is just "different".
Then there are a lot of girls with short hair, stereotypical lesbian dress and such, and the boys who just look gay or act gay, I guess, these people are on the fence for me. But I guess who knows perhaps these people are all straight and I should not assume things, but it would make me happy if they were gay, so I'm going to keep playing the game in my head :)<--ew

Best Coin Ever

I was going through some of my things today when I came across this coin....


Tails you lose, and it gets better...

Because, heads I win!!!!!! hahaha I love it!

Youtube

For the last three weeks I have not been able to view anything on Youtube. When I go to the website there is a blank white page, and videos on other websites won't play if their originally from Youtube. The only other thing in common with this is the Myspace music player, which has a problem loading as well. This sounds like it should have a simple solution, as if I could just download flash and it would all be better. But that is definitely not the case; I have tried it. The strange thing is, I cannot even google the word Youtube!!!! You would think maybe google would have the answer to my problem, being google and all. Maybe the universe is punishing me for illegally downloading music in the dorms freshman year.
When this first started, I was just thinking, whatever I don't go onto Youtube that often anyway. But, NO. No, that is not the case, I NEED Youtube! Everyone references it ALL the time, my computer is pulling me away from civilization!!!! Is this a virus of somekind? Who in their right mind would want anyone to suffer the horrors of not watching senseless videos on Youtube??? I am extremely upset about this. Lack of Youtube is ruining my life and dampening my artistic being; how else am I going to steal people's ideas and make them my own??? Maybe I should go write a song about it, I hear depression is the key to creativity.

St. Patricks Day

Apparently, everyone needs to cup some balls once in awhile.
(What in the hell was I thinking??!?!)